What turns me on: Watching men work out (flex it bitch-boy), actual intelligence, bullshit-free conversation, you dropping cash for my sexy sweet ass. You being turned on by me, you knowing what you want before you come in, you treating me like a lady before you ask me to be your slut. A well-hung ELF is always hot. What turns me off: Don`t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are. Trying to use my kindness, cocky men, rude VIP Chads who believe they are Gods.

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I like all kinds of hot things... chat with me to find out more.... I love seeing the other person lusting after me

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."- The REAL BALTIMORE ORIOLE. Friendly, funny and 0% shy. Goofy as fuck and hot as hell. I`m always recruiting for my Army of Dorkness. My midi-chlorian count is off the charts.

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